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Thursday, 26 November 2009

  • One special day out of every year, when turkeys abound and people drown themselves in gluttony, we stop to remember what we are thankful for.

    What am I thankful for, yo?  Well, there's the obvious -- my incredibly hot, sexy body, my fantastic hair, my flawless skin, and eyes that could seduce even someone like Simon Cowell or Rosie O'Donnell (not that I would, eck.  but I COULD).  In fact, all y'all should be thankful for someone like me in your world, gracin' ya with my steamy presence.

    But y'know what, I also gotta say, it always feels real nice ta' be able ta' come back here, vent my feelins and expose my life, an' still have people who come back an' say "Yes, I read your crap and I like it, an' I like seein ya."  So thanks, pals.  I feel like I got a real extended family here, better'n what I pro'lly ever coulda' gotten outside Shinra.

    I'ma go kick it with Rude an' the gang, have a good ol' Turk Thanksgiving.  There's the one time a' the year where Tseng's obsession with perfection really is the most welcome thing ever.  There is no comparison for that man's turkey.

    Happy Thanksgivin', yo.

    -Reno

Saturday, 22 August 2009

  • Currently
    Wild Energy
    By Ruslana
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    Well, excuuuuuuse me, Princess

    Ok, I'll admit, I wasn't a huge Michael Jackson fan.  An' I concede that the guy had some problems, some bigger than others (which ones are debatable, though).  An' everyone gets on him for namin' his kid Blanket, an' I usually would too, except I just saw Jermaine Jackson's kids.

    "Jourdynn."  This is a spelling bee nightmare.  I feel bad for this kid, but at least its pronunciation sounds like a normal name, yo.

    "Jermajesty" ?  Seriously?  What the hell, bro?  I mean, "Donte" is a little out there, and "Jaffar" just sounds like a Disney character but could at least be somewhat defended as some kind of Middle Eastern cultural thing, but JERMAJESTY??  It sounds so... sarcastic.  Not to mention really effeminate, yo.  This is the name of one of his SONS.

    "Blanket" Jackson is at least a nickname since that kid shares the same name as his older brother Prince Michael (hey, before ya blame, look at George Foreman, okay?).  Jermaine's kids have to live with the unfortunate reality that their names are real and on their birth certificates.

    "Jermajesty" - just Jer-wrong, yo.

Wednesday, 05 August 2009

  • Currently
    Final Fantasy XII
    By Square Enix
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    Y'know, I find that Will Smith's other song for MIB2 was pretty disappointin', yo.  I mean, sure, the Black Suits are still badass an' all (mostly because, heh, I'm one of 'em) but it just wasn't real creative.  Repetitive in the bad way.  I dunno, just somethin' about it, I like the first one better.

    Now that that's outta the way an' off my list of stupid random things ta' rant about...

    I didn't get a prize in my Reese's Puffs box.  :(  Now, y'know, I'm a pretty ruthless BAMF but I still enjoy gettin' prizes in my cereal boxes.  An' I'm the kinda guy who would probably buy a ton of 'em just ta' up my chances of winning (also, I really love Reese's Puffs, I really would eat all of that).  But Tseng thinks I have some kinda obsessive problem or somethin', yo, so I'm kinda debating givin' in ta my urges ta' buy dozens of cereal boxes.  (Yeah I know, me debating urges insteada' jus' divin right in? crazy, right?).

    Whadda y'all think?

    (I know there are old comments pending from my adoring fans out there, i'll get ta' them real soon, I promise yo)

Thursday, 23 July 2009

  • Don't mess around with the guy in shades




    The greatest thing you will ever see (until ya see me up close an' personal ya'self, yo ;)  ).  Of course I hafta post this an' gloat - I am one sexy Turk, yo, an' don't ya forget it.  An' who knew Tseng could - or would- ever dance like THAT, eh?  (no, he didn't lose his mind totally - he still got all pissed off that I leaned on 'im there, if ya notice).  It's all that Cissnei there, she's pretty persuasive, if ya know what I mean.  *eyebrow waggle*  Whoo, I was lovin bein next ta her shakin' bod, yo.  An' Elena!  Damn, she may as well be useless for most other things, but man does she have a VOICE, huh?

    We are the Investigation Sector of the General Affairs Department of the Shinra Electric Power Company. We have the skills, the speed, the power, and the ruthlessness ta' get the job done.  We are the best.  And we dress in black.

    AND WE'RE FRICKIN KICKASS, YO!

    Here's another one, nice angles ta capture all MY "nice angles," yo.  ;)   Also better ta' see Cloud makin' a fool of himself.



    "I am NOT gonna stand for it! ... Apparently I'm gonna sit for it."
    Sure are, Cloud.  Your CD of '90's music is no match against my badass Turk friend with the katana.  Sit back an' enjoy the show, yo.


    ((ooc: all credit to "residentexorcist" of Youtube, the real Reno in this film.  She & her friends totally blew the Otakon 09 masq away for me, one of the best performances I have ever seen at any of the cons I've been to.  Turk Love <3 ))

Friday, 13 March 2009